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Can A Little Hot Spice, In Your Life, Help? |
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Warning Kajun King May Be Addictive |
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| Extreme Warning, An Eat Hot Epidemic, May Have Been Started, By Kajun King. |
| As Proof, watch for the following. |
| More than 98% of all people who eat Hot Foods, with Kajun King, Love it and want more. |
| People have been know to eat Kajun King, and Not Watch TV. |
| Kajun King, has been shown to elevate body temperature. |
| Kajun King has been known to enlarge certain parts of your body. |
| Eating Kajun King Seasonings, Spices, Foods, and Sauces, could cause to run around naked. |
| Warning, sex has been known to follow, after consuming just small amounts of Kajun King. |
| After eating foods with Kajun King, a glazed satisfied look has been know to occur. |
| Eating foods with Kajun King in it, may actually make you feel good. |
| Do Not Snort Kajun King, as sneezing and convulsions may result. |
| Do Not Use Kajun King, to ward off drug sniffing dogs, as arrest may result. |
| Do Not Feed Kajun King to Newborns, this may cause choking hazard. |
| Kids, and Teens, have been know to enjoy Kajun King products, by overeating. |
| Do Not feed to the elderly it has been known to make them enjoy thier food. |
| Kajun King has been know to put a smile on your face. |
| In light of this data, there are those, that propose, the following Kajun King
restrictions: No sale of Kajun King, to minors. The establishment of "Kajun King" Free-Zones around schools. A 200% tax on all Kajun King, Seasonings, Spices, Sauces, and Products, to pay for the Get Hot Epidemic. Warning Labels on All Products, containing Kajun King. No out of State Sales, without a Handle Hot License. A mandatory 2000 page book, on the care, feeding, and use of Kajun King, Hot Items. Restricted use by seniors, for fear of to much enjoyment. |
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These Are Only PROPOSALS, But One Ever Knows. So write your Congress tell them you want unrestricted access to
Kajun King Products. |
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Get Kajun King, Get Hot, Get Happy, Get More. |
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